Welcome to the first installment of Fake America Tips, an occasional series that aims to help fellow gay-loving coastal anti-American elites live elitier, coastalier lives.
Tip #1: How to Make a Latte.
Sure, you love the way Spencer, your secret homosexual crush, fellow UU parishioner, and favorite barista at the Starbucks you stop at while biking to Yoga each morning, makes your soy latte. But what if you could do it homemade?
For best results, make sure to have WQXR on in the background while pouring over the New York Times crossword puzzle.
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Mais si on est vraiment un Faux Americain, il ne faut pas montrer (comme dans le vidéo) comment préparer un latté. Tous les vrais Faux Americains le savent aussi!
[Translation for True Americans, who are monolingual unfortunates: "But if one is truly a Fake American, it is not necessary to show, as in the video, how to prepare a latte. All true Fake Americans know it already!]
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