Fake America Tip: How to Make a Latte

Welcome to the first installment of Fake America Tips, an occasional series that aims to help fellow gay-loving coastal anti-American elites live elitier, coastalier lives.

Tip #1: How to Make a Latte.

Sure, you love the way Spencer, your secret homosexual crush, fellow UU parishioner, and favorite barista at the Starbucks you stop at while biking to Yoga each morning, makes your soy latte. But what if you could do it homemade?



For best results, make sure to have WQXR on in the background while pouring over the New York Times crossword puzzle.